January 02, 2011

Microfiction Monday Hair Grease

Susan at Stony River challenges bloggers every Monday with a linky party called,  Microfiction Monday.
She posts a picture and in 140 characters or less, you are to write a short story or short poem based on the picture.

Hair Grease

~Although Leo was bald, he was very good at selling hair products.  Not to mention his success in selling rocks "Pet Rocks" he called them. 
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~Real Grease from Hair Products Inc.
Get your Real Grease today, you can wear it on your hair and you can cook your breakfast with it too. 
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22 comments:

  1. Charlene AmsdenJanuary 2, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    And he's a master at recycling, too, since that hair grease he's selling you came from the Texaco station! It is probably the same stuff they emptied from your car when you had the oil changed!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    And be sure to try our new Bacon-Flavored Grease!

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  3. Holly LefevreJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    Love the ad! Great captions/stories. What a fun linky!

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  4. Papgena Made ItJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    That's hillarious especially the second one! :D
    Happy New year Maria!!

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  5. anthonynorthJanuary 3, 2011 at 2:36 AM

    He looks like he could sell anything.

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  6. DianeJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:21 AM

    Eeeeek on that second one. Not so yum! :O)

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:34 AM

    Yes, that damn salesman could sell anybody anything!

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  8. PatJanuary 3, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    So he's the one that started the Pet Rock craze. Now I know

    Leo's quite the salesman! Your second one reminds me of a long-ago Saturday Night Live sketch of Dan Akroyd selling some product. "It's a floor polish! It's a dessert topping!"

    Both good, Maria.

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  9. Susan FobesJanuary 3, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    Now that's some super grease-LOL!

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    eeyeuw! Well they say bald men are sexy though :O)

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  11. SouthLakesMomJanuary 3, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    I like the second one best! A multi-use product! Ha ha!

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  12. DianneJanuary 3, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    rocks and grease, that guy will be rich!!

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  13. Lisa Ricard ClaroJanuary 3, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Eww...the second one grossed me out AND made me laugh! Very funny!

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  14. Marfi-topiaJanuary 3, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    too funny!

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  15. G-ManJanuary 3, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Most excellent Maria...
    Both of them!

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  16. Fay CampbellJanuary 3, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    ah, the salesman! good job.

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  17. kaykualaJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    One heck of a salesman! Even his looks which appear innocent is intimidating! Great, Maria!

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  18. UnknownJanuary 3, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    A master salesmen he is!!!

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  19. Suzanne@Meridian RoadJanuary 3, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    Oh, my goodness! They both certainly match the picture!
    He does look like a smarmy salesman. :)

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  20. Michael G-GJanuary 3, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Both of these are wonderful, Maria!

    Happy New Year to you. Hope it's a great one.

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  21. Lisa B.January 4, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Maria I passed on an award to you! Stop by for the details. http://easyfrugalliving.blogspot.com/2011/01/stylish-blogger-award-received.html

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  22. TerryJanuary 6, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    That is quite the story and works so well with the character! Hope you had a wonderful holiday rain and all! Have a great day!

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